Down Under Ditties: Rhymes of our times 2025

Quickly through the Wairarapa most Kiwis pass
But Lonely Planet says it has got international class
Villages vineyards cafes restaurants dark sky
Are the travel guide's reasons given as to why.

"Who would of thought?" says this JAFA
"There is anything to see in the Wairarapa
To read about this is the bitterest of pills
Something of worth south of Bombay Hills!
That region getting an Oscar for travel?
My winterless world is about to unravel!"

Rhymes about some events of 2025 prompted by items in the print version of The New Zealand Herald