Please Explain, Toby Wilson!

The first book in the Please Explain series

Seriously, it wasn’t my fault.

Toby Wilson doesn’t mean to do the wrong things. He thinks of himself as an ordinary person just getting along doing the best he can, but somehow everything that he does ends in disaster.
Toby’s sister, The Midget is a loud, controlling, scheming bully and she is only three years old. She terrorises her family who live in fear of upsetting her. The psychologists say she is special and that she lives on the spectrum, but that doesn’t make her any easier to live with.